I Love my Tail

I chased my tail for 4 or5 minutes just now. I just love that thing. I feel bad for the humans, they don't have something as entertaining as a tail. I got lucky though, I got a beautiful tail. When the humans were gone, I was chasing my tail and I ran into the sparkly tree. It almost fell over.

CATFIGHT

There was just a catfight outside and I was so close to going outside and breaking up the fight. By "breaking up" I mean chasing the cats away. Oh, I have to listen to my favorite song, "Chasing Cats" by Snow Patrol.

Bones

I scratched on the window again and made the girl upset. The little white dog snarled at me. What an idiot, she doesn't know right from wrong or right from left or even wrong from left. She doesn't know squat. I almost choked on a bone earlier this mornin'. I was surprised that everyone sat and watched. Those...those...I'll be back and I'll finish that sentence!